I've come to the absolute conclusion that Info-Communications is reserved for nerds exclusively. Why so? The answer can be found in the shape of our lecturers. So far, all of my male lecturers spot several similar physical and character traits. Let me put them down in point form for your easy reading pleasure.
1. All of them wear thick, "almost-bullet-proof" glasses that threatens to reflect all of the sun's UV rays straight into the unwitting face.
2. They never wear denim jeans, and their trousers are worn so high up in such a manner that should their fly be unzipped, it is the belly-button that would be revealed.
3. Receding hairline, a definite sign of balding. Also, all of them spot painfully retro side-parting hairstyles. And no, it's not wax for them but conventional brylcreem.
4. They have no vocal chords. All words are spoken in...M...O..N..O...T..O..N....E..
5. They are not even a tad bit interested in the world cup. Now that's gay.
6. Their shirts are always tucked in to the max. 0 air circulation, if you get what I mean.
7. They use the adjective "sexy" to describe uber-cool computer peripherals. (That's what I perceive :))
8. They have a secret hidden stash of explicit IT magazines somewhere in their house. (That's my assumption too :))
9. They all wear socks up to the mid-calf area.
10. Tell them to go shopping and they will either think of places like Funan or Sim Lim square.(Yet another assumption by yours truly :P)
